Nude Aid! Dec. 20, 7-10 pm, SomArts (934 Brannan btw 8th and 9th). $20-40 sliding scale. Spread the word!

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Artists will make art, live, with many nude and fetish-clad models to inspire them. All the art made is given away to Nude Aid patrons. With a silent auction too! Celebrity hosts: Annie Sprinkle, Sharon Mitchell, and Theresa Sparks.

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It's Xmas Eve at the porn store...Alien Sex Party is a comic frenzy filled with sexual innuendo, music, science fiction, and all combinations thereof. The film takes place in an adult video store on Christmas Eve and features Joe (the befuddled owner who is terrified of his own merchandise), Adam (an employee who spouts his indignation on all subjects), and Tina (a woman whose unabashed promiscuity lends itself well to the leadership of the three porno pioneers). There are also dancing security guards, mad bombers, Star Trek nerds, and porn-obsessed freaks all in the presence of musical numbers, pornstar cameos, and appearances by dildo-festooned executive producer Moby -- all proving that sex is not crime and that the Christmas spirit can be found anywhere, even at Amazing Video.

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Wednesday, Dec. 24, 6 pm onward - XXXmas Eve Soiree and White Elephant Party

OK, so this really IS your last opportunity to donate and experience holiday cheer, Center for Sex & Culture-style! It's a potluck, so bring something to eat or drink; and we'll have a sexy/strange White Elephant gift exchange. Plus it's the day of the month when we usually hold the Erotic Reading Circle, so if people come rarin' to read, by all means they'll have our attention!

Our White Elephant exchange works like this: Bring a wrapped gift. (Don't go buy something; a White Elephant party is the kind of recycling our ancestors in the 1950s used to do, and the one time "regifting" doesn't have to have permission from Dear Abby! Instead, bring something you don't want anymore, but that someone else might. Extra points if it's sexy or weird, but if you want to wrap up an Ikea dishdrainer, be our guest. Just make sure it is clean.) Each person, in turn, will choose a gift -- and that gift can either be a wrapped one, or they can claim a gift a previous person has gotten. (That person then gets to choose another gift to replace the one that was claimed.) Much hilarity and cheerful competition will ensue.

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